Today’s the day I get all kinds of nice emails and sms from married men saying the most romantic things to me such as … “I would so take it up the ass for you” “Me, You, Champagne, Lube? ! ” “Happy Valentine’s Day, you make my Willy happy.” “I love you like a fat kid loves cake” “Will you sit on my face and glaze me like a doughnut now that I’ve sent you a card?” I’ve long since dubbed this day as being Single’s Awareness Day. You know, the day that celebrate’s the male species inability to commit, made up for by buying an army of teddy bears, chocolates and flowers. There’s a shelf in my …
