So after seeing Warcraft a few weeks ago I’ve been playing World of Warcraft for the first time since Jaa introduced me to the game a few years back when I saw her bouncing around picking up rocks and flowers on her Druid for the first time. She loved gathering resources so much that she had well over 1 million gold , she was Wow’s financial queen – but couldn’t kill anything worth a damn, and if she did it’d take her well over a minute. I, on the other hand, have found that splitting somebody’s skull in half with a Great Axe gets the job done in a whole different manner. The point being that in the end, …
“You’re where? In Bangkok , as in , right now you’re in Bangkok? and you’re dropping by in a few minutes?” That’s me talking to two of my last remaining single girlfriends on Friday as they dropped the bomb on me that they’re in town and looking to finalize their wedding plans with me, something which I can’t say no to seeing as though I’m both their bridesmaids for their dual March weddings. Perhaps they could sense the trepidation in my voice even though I took a deep breath before continuing on with the conversation. “Yes, that’s, that’s just fine” I said as I curled up my lip and looked regrettably at the four dildos boiling in the pot on my …
“Rat – A – Tat – Tat , Rat – A – Tat – Tat” it begins again. Like clockwork at 7:30am, just when I’ve laid down to sleep as my vampire nocturnal alarm clock says I should do , the neighbor’s drilling into my bedroom wall and by extension into my brain starts once more. It’s been like this every morning for a solid two weeks, a two week trek into insanity without sleep. Which is bad enough but seeing as it’s come close on the heels of my battle with the flu in mid-January I had started to feel that I had gone the better part of a month without any rest whatsoever. I have but one solitary pillow so …
It is strange to be known so universally, and yet to be so lonely. Silent night, holy night … well for me – silent for sure as I sit here listening to the only sound in my condo, a rhythmic dropping of water from the kitchen sink to keep me company. There is no other time of year that slaps me across the face harder, reminding me every second of this torturous two week holiday break just how lonely the lifestyle of a mistress is. Actually I misspoke. “How lonely the lifestyle of this mistress is” I should say as I speak only for myself and not anyone else to be certain. There are no friends houses for me to …
So you want to be castrated? No, here’s a far better idea – one that is guaranteed to not only immortalize you in social media until the end of time but will simultaneously make your 1 inch dick the least looked at part of your body even as your video becomes the most watched in the internet’s history. That’s what you want right? You’d do anything to divert attention from your pathetic little worm of a dick, so much so that cooing about the size of your wallet hasn’t led to any satisfaction and you’d rather just be rid of the little worm. Relax, we’re gonna fix that right now. By far, the most confounding part of being a …
Emo was a lower class woman from the poverty stricken village living on an income that made her ration the spoons of rice she could feed herself with each day. That being said, she was happy with her lot in life, and after crunching down on a handful of fried crickets she and her mom had dug up by hand a few hours earlier she lit a candle and read herself to sleep under the sloped tin roof of her open air shack. “Have you seen the numbers child?” her mom said nudging on her shoulder as the first embers of sunlight flickered through the midnight blue sky. The lump in Emo’s throat thumped hard as it dropped suddenly to the lower …
I am fucking gutted….. My boyfriend has decided to split up with me. He think’s that our age gap is too big, what, with me being 25 yo and he being 19. I wish he told me that 10 years ago…… It’s interesting that this joke is worth a chuckle when written as-is , but if I flip it and rewrite it as such … “He think’s that our age gap is too big, what, with me being 19 and he being 48” then the comedy of the situation is replaced with a creepy pedophilia type of overtone. Yet that’s the case in a majority of all Thai – Foreigner relationships. Suddenly there’s no comedy or creepiness, it’s simply “ok” to which I ask …
The reason you’re gaining weight is because I’m losing it. Law of Conservation of Matter, it’s gotta go somewhere. I’m reminded of back when I was, like, 16 and had moved out of the slum village for over a year and discovered KFC enough times that I had grown a cute tummy. But when I started losing a bunch of weight, my Gay friend who is still my best shopping partner, legitimately got mad at me because that’s how he thought the Law of Conservation of Matter really worked and he was afraid that since we did everything together, he’d end up “absorbing” some of the weight I was losing. Anyways, I lost about 1/8 of my body weight in the following 6 months …
“Why do I even have to think about how to catch my Thai girlfriend lying?” Well because 90% of us do while 80% of you don’t think we do so you do the math. I decided today to say fuck it and add this story to my Opinion category which I use to educate you the best I can about stuff that’s never spoken about. To which you may or may not listen but at least you’ll be aware of the games that go on. I guess before I start letting the cat out of the bag I should talk about myself first and where my morals lay. I try to emulate my friend Jaa of whom I’ve assumed not only her …
Stunning , beautiful, gorgeous, hot, sexy, goddess-like : all words guys use to describe me when they see my photos , followed by “better than your photos” when they see me in person. What’s changed though and what I really hoped would happen as I redesign my website and reconfigure the rules by which I present myself on the web is that I’m attracting session inquiries from very interesting and intellectual gentlemen. Goddess, Again it was such a pleasure to receive your response…and yes thank you so much for both sets of photos!! You look simply stunning in your vacation pics and you can just imagine the effect the others had!! I feel I am already under your spell …
