Well, I’m no longer fearful of child birth.
What I am fearful of, sitting here 1000 feet in the air near the 30th floor in my condo which faces out towards the west is that the zombie apocalypse may have begun and I wouldn’t know because for fourteen days I’ve been living in a vacuum of space with my ass tied to this sofa. I lie, I can actually see the highway yonder in the distance jammed with cars that barely move so I know that life goes on outside these walls … sadly as I think a zombie purge is exactly what this city needs.
Come on!! Am I the only one who would see the irony in Soi Cowboy or Nana being turned into an abandoned area patrolled by scantily clothed zombie bitches roaming the go-go bars? The irony being that either way, foreigners are still zombie chow in those places. At least while you’re getting eaten alive by a zombie whore you wouldn’t be pledging to support her.
I now contemplate whether having zombies devour my flesh while I scream would be any less painful than the surgery I had to endure.
Oh to be American …
Yes, surgery over there does not sound fun. I’m surprised they didn’t give you some strong anesthesia and some morphine after (I even got morphine after a shoulder dislocation). We have a long weekend here as it’s fourth of July (independence day, which I’m sure you know as you know way too many American cultural references!).
Hah!
No such luck for me, I got anti inflammatory medication and of course some Paracetamol because hey … it cures everything right?
For anesthesia I was given a soft mouth piece and told to “bite down on it, it helps” to which I told the doctor “are you really quoting me lines from Starship Troopers as surgical protocol?”
To be honest, I’d take the whipping over the surgery.
Like I said, child birth has nothing on what I went through I’m sure – and no – I don’t need all you guys lining up outside my door volunteering to try and get me pregnant so I can test my hypothesis out.
My doctor advised me that it’ll be another week before I can move about naturally which is great as my life of dancing, perusing restaurants and shopping , has been replaced by video games and movies. I’ve investigated life as a couch potato and the results are in : it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
I apologize for cancelling so many sessions, being curt in my email replies, and my tardiness in getting to them. You see I have flowers to gather, rocks to mine, orc’s to bite and I have to ding 100 – all before I re watch Game of Thrones season 6 for the third time and add a few more things to my Amazon Wish List.
ดู Game of Thrones
ดู The Walking Dead
That’s how you search for your favorite tv shows or movies if you want to watch them. Netflix? Ha, that’s for Americans , in this country everything is free, just gotta know where to look.
So that’s my update. No sessions this week – again , but the good news is that by next week it could be that things will get back to normal.
Until then .. zug zug
xx