Today’s the day I get all kinds of nice emails and sms from married men saying the most romantic things to me such as … “I would so take it up the ass for you” “Me, You, Champagne, Lube? ! ” “Happy Valentine’s Day, you make my Willy happy.” “I love you like a fat kid loves cake” “Will you sit on my face and glaze me like a doughnut now that I’ve sent you a card?” I’ve long since dubbed this day as being Single’s Awareness Day. You know, the day that celebrate’s the male species inability to commit, made up for by buying an army of teddy bears, chocolates and flowers. There’s a shelf in my …
My job, or profession per se , is to give you the absolute most erotic, sensual, mind shattering two to four hours of your life. To awaken senses within that have not been fully alive since you were a teenager and to induce an uncontrollable sensation of craving which forces you to submit to me and willingly offer me your heart and soul. The hardest part of what I do is not related to the time we are in session at all, but rather it is the time measured in days, weeks and months after the session trying to gently curb each gentleman’s passion and devotion to me. Here we are a day removed from Valentine’s Day and I’ve just read my …
“Rat – A – Tat – Tat , Rat – A – Tat – Tat” it begins again. Like clockwork at 7:30am, just when I’ve laid down to sleep as my vampire nocturnal alarm clock says I should do , the neighbor’s drilling into my bedroom wall and by extension into my brain starts once more. It’s been like this every morning for a solid two weeks, a two week trek into insanity without sleep. Which is bad enough but seeing as it’s come close on the heels of my battle with the flu in mid-January I had started to feel that I had gone the better part of a month without any rest whatsoever. I have but one solitary pillow so …
The first two weeks of 2015 , for me anyways , have been about death or more specifically – cancer. I don’t know David Bowie either from his movies or his music as it was before my time. The first time I came across him was in the movie Labyrinth and even then I barely took notice as I watched it just to see the beginning of Jennifer Connelly’s acting career. With regards to Alan Rickman though , I am greatly saddened by his passing as in my heart he owns one of the character roles which is truly unforgettable. I think for each of us there are particular movies that we never forget no matter how popular or obscure they …
Poverty is solvable. It’s just that whether it be in USA, here, or wherever, the people who have money don’t want it solved. I do. I can tell you right now that without a doubt, that is exactly what I would do if I won that crazy USA Powerball lottery. I”m pretty sure I can get by just fine living off the interest of 4 million dollars invested in 2% bonds for the rest of my life just fine. Do you know what the result of me doing that would be? Well for one, every person would be able to live off a base salary of $80,000 per year, or 2.4 million baht. And secondly, this … …
If you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it’s not because they enjoy solitude. It’s because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them. I’ve added this song to my playlist as I’ve been listening it to it endlessly throughout the soul wrenching holidays. The original version, berift of emotion, doesn’t make me cry. This one does. My session yesterday went a long way to restoring my faith that not all men are destined to disappoint. Still, these are my feelings … Hello darkness, my old friend I’ve come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping …
I’m kind of torn whether I should respect the truly horrible things that happened to this guy and keep what happened between me and him or write the story for the simple fact that the events that transpired were truly unbelievable and a story like that has to be told. I was at The Comedy Club a couple of nights ago, having been invited by a Japanese friend that I went to school with oversees a long while ago, and though that venue wouldn’t have been my first choice to go to (or my 100th for that matter) it was really nice to go out with one of the last guys I can remember who was truly my friend and would never …
Everybody’s talking about my Butt Plug I got my butt plug. I got my butt plug on. Everybody’s looking at my butt plug. I got my butt plug. I got my butt plug on. I’m the only one in town with a butt plug. I got my butt plug. I got my butt plug on. No one else around is wearing a butt plug. I got my butt plug. I got my butt plug on. I can swing my arms. I can say I’m brave. I can dance down the street knowing I’m the only slave that’s wearing a butt plug. And I’m the only one. That song sums up the perspective of all you guys who feel you’re …
So how can drinking piss knock someone out cold, unconscious, stiffer than Jimmy Hoffa? The story behind that session is my personal favorite from this year but I’m going to rank it third so you guys get to read the two most sexy ones as numbers one and two. This one was wasn’t sexy at all, but it could have made a good Three Stooges episode. What’s the recipe for such a disaster? Well you need a hesitant guy first of all, one who pathologically insists that he just wants a little taste of pee, to the tune of 10 times per email … Hi, Supreme Goddess! I would have sent you a reply earlier but I was worried what …
200 kilograms of volumous, disgusting life-destroying fat … think about it, that is the same weight of two large men. For 5 men, I’ve been the inspiration in their lives to collectively shed 200 kg of mass that had prevented them from being the man they were meant to be. Now not all of my sessions have been winners this year, there have been some stinkers for sure and even some sessions that I ended just as soon as they began, so they haven’t all been perfect. But I’m thrilled that in every instance where the person seeing me has been obese I can say that without a doubt I’ve touched each of those guys lives in a way that …
