In my last blog story, in referring to Donald Trump running for president, I said “if he’s doing what I hope he’s doing, I’d vote for him because it’s brilliant.” Since I’ve said that I’ve had a landslide of emails and sms bugging me to elaborate on what I meant by that. Ok, truth be told, 5 of you asked, but I ask … does not 5 rocks falling down a mountain technically qualify as a landslide? I say it does, and besides I needed justification to write more about it and tell you how it relates to my sessions. Deep intellectual shit coming, go get some broccoli and munch on it for brain power, you’ll need it if you’re …
Happy Birthday Mistress Jaa No not me , the original one. Now, it is said that at a certain age it’s no longer polite to mention the person’s age or inquire so it wouldn’t be prudent for me to say what milestone she reached a few hours ago. However, that’s not to say that I can’t just give out random facts about certain things right? That’d be kind of like having hotels on Park Place and Board Walk in Monopoly and letting the other people playing think they have a chance to win … it’s kinda sneaky. So, without further adieu : Hmm, what is the only number in the English language who’s letters appear in alphabetical order? Say, going …
“Nii” The word was at the tip of my tongue for the entire two hours I was in the courtroom yet I didn’t have the courage back then to shout it out. I guess it was a good thing I didn’t, what with me being in a foreign commonwealth country on an easily revoke-able education visa – but still – the costumes , well namely the wigs , that I saw worn in the courtroom that day was so strikingly removed from the 19th century that it gave me uncontrollable giggles as I saw an act of Monty Python and the Holy Grail taking place before my eyes. Truly, for on two occasions as I recall I accidentally snorted loudly …
I’ll be back in Bangkok on Monday. It’s been a while, I know. The second wedding goes down tomorrow and though I’ll be officially back in Bangkok Sunday I”m gonna rest that day and get back at it on Monday.
Ah finally a day off , a time to enjoy some well deserved time off after teasing 10 guys out of their minds in 3 1/2 days. With not only the number of guys screaming out for GOD to help them, but the frequency of the request, I’d say the neighbors must think my condo is a place of worship. Which it is , (foot worship, pussy worship, ass worship) haha. Anyways, I’m off for a week as I’m starting a one week session later on tomorrow so I’m going to fire off 2, possibly 3 stories that summarize the beginning of March for me. The first of which is this little one where I’m going to address a Twitter …
There’s a total protonic reversal going on in the upcoming month of March. That’s right, you heard me, I’m talking Old Testament, real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Two weddings back to back ! A one week long session ! Dogs and cats living together ! Mass Hysteria !!! It had to happen right? What with Einstein’s theory of relativity finally proven to be true last week, we now know that it’s possible to bend time and space. That’s what’s happening here, how else could so many once in an era events be taking place so close to one another in March? Isn’t it clear? What’s happened is …
Femdom sessions aren’t the only thing I host here at my condo. My Muay Thai trainer comes about three times a week and my English adviser comes about twice in that same time frame, so on the days youre little vampire mistress emails you at 1pm in the afternoon and you ask me “what are you doing up when the sun’s up?” , well now you know why. Out of the two, my English tutor is more blunt telling me outright “it’s shit” when I go over a blog story I’m about to post with him whereas my Muay Thai coach simply smiles and says “it’s ok, you’ll learn.” I prefer it when people are frank with me, it means …
“You’re where? In Bangkok , as in , right now you’re in Bangkok? and you’re dropping by in a few minutes?” That’s me talking to two of my last remaining single girlfriends on Friday as they dropped the bomb on me that they’re in town and looking to finalize their wedding plans with me, something which I can’t say no to seeing as though I’m both their bridesmaids for their dual March weddings. Perhaps they could sense the trepidation in my voice even though I took a deep breath before continuing on with the conversation. “Yes, that’s, that’s just fine” I said as I curled up my lip and looked regrettably at the four dildos boiling in the pot on my …
Hi Goddess How are you doing? Apologies for the long email but I would really appreciate any help or advice you can offer. I need to give you some background to put my situation in context. I’ve been married for fifteen years and before we got married I told my wife about my fetishes and for a long while she played along and indulged me. After some time though it became too much for her and to be fair I pushed too hard and she became worried that it would keep escalating until one day I would want a sex change. For the record, I enjoy dressing or being made to dress occasionally but enjoy being a man too and have no intention …
November 1997 • Enron buys out a partner’s stake in a company called JEDI and sells the stake to a firm it creates, called Chewco, to be run by an Enron officer. Thus begins a complex series of transactions that enable Enron to hide debts. • A married man’s life seems headed for divorce, but not wanting to go without sex , establishes a relationship with a bar girl on the other side of the world. Thus begins a complex series of sexual transactions that enable the married man to hide his true life while pretending to carry on a new relationship. February 20, 2001 • A FORTUNE story calls Enron a “largely impenetrable” company that is piling on debt …