“How?” I said , can I be glad and sad – but a person goes from one foot to the other. Christmas, that lonely, lovely crowded place in our heads. At Christmas, some of us hunger for a larger family life than perhaps we had. We were a family of three, we could never afford a holiday feast let alone a gift. But I had dreams , even living in a country where Christmas is only an un-celebrated day off , the books I had read always made me dream of friends , Santa , and gifts under a pine tree. Thank you dreams. You are the large family which comforts. It doesn’t have to be typical. Just as I …
All this happened , more or less. It’s not that what I’m about to tell you didn’t occur, it’s that you’ll tell yourself that if something is too good to be true then it probably is , and thus you’ll conclude that my narrative is unreliable. Suit yourself, but rest assured – Llianna exists ! In your mind, in your dreams there lives a girl. She of azul eyes , twin sapphires which contrast her Rapunzel’esque straw colored hair who’s ends dangle delightfully above her lolita-pink nipples. Not yet a week over twenty , yet her perfect body boasts still of teenage purity , so much that even the most strikingly handsome man would question his approach to woo such beauty. …
Boot Worship has never been an option for me … curse these tiny feet of mine !!! While my experience in all facets of Femdom have continued to grow exponentially year over year , I’ve failed to properly serve the niche of my fans who love nothing more than to boot worship a Goddess ‘s boots , and that’s because try as I might there just was no pair of great looking boots to be found in my size. Back in the early days I was using a lot of the former Mistress Jaa’s clothes , accessories , and even boots for boot worship even though she is a good 3-4 sizes larger than me. That’s more of an indictment …
I excite men. It’s what I’ve been gifted with , it’s what I do best and not only am I thankful for it , but I’ve embraced what I’ve been given. I don’t need to care what the derivative of 2x is , never have, there is no theorem that needs to be proved in my line of work , it just is. But this gift did need to be perfected over time , and from the day my University life ended I’ve spent countless hours perfecting my craft. Learning how to be incredibly sexy is an art no different than learning to paint or in becoming a sculptor. An artist has a vision and then makes that vision become …
If you live here , you’re a stereotypical expat no matter how much you claim not to be – and as such Thai girls will avoid you like the plague. I just read a charming introductory email from an expat smartly titled Pawn to Queen 4 – who does his best to claim he’s not typical of the kind that reside here in Bangkok : Pawn to Queen 4 Hi Mistress, Hope life is wonderful for you. My name is xxxx, I am xx years old and I live and work in Bangkok. Yes I could potentially be categorized as a ‘long time Bangkok’ resident. All I can say in my defense here is that I don’t believe that …
I had one of those exquisite moments where my mind linked meaning in two videos separated by a generation of time , and I was perfectly proud of myself for making the connection. I was having one of those wonderful information quests on the internet that takes you down unexpected paths and usually lands me on a webpage that makes me gasp “how the fuck did I end up here?” As I’m a movie aficionado my night started off as it usually does, perusing the upcoming movie trailers page on IMDB ‘s website where I was looking for something similar to WestWorld , a show that I desperately want to watch but isn’t available yet at any of my bootlegged …
“Good Morning, it’s 7am , in conformity , there lays bliss.” Having lived in the city over the past five years , the past two in my quite luxurious condo , I hadn’t been jolted from my sleep by the blaring of the speakers that permeate the village where I grew up for quite some time. Yet there it was, 7am right to the very second , the brain washing diatribe on my senses had begun each morning last week from the house where I grew up. For those of you who are unfamiliar with what goes on in every village across the land here , seven o’clock in the morning brings with it thirty minutes of community news being blared out …
“Let’s get the hell out of here!” In 1967 William Shatner and Gene Roddenberry had to plea with NBC to keep the word HELL in Kirk’s last line of dialogue in the Star Trek episode “The City on the Edge of Forever.” The television studio thought the word HELL was too shocking and inappropriate for the viewing audience and they feared any public lash back would endanger the profitability of the show. Fast forward nearly 50 years to last nights season premiere of The Walking Dead for a jaw dropping comparison of what the world finds acceptable on television nowadays. My question is , when will the public say enough! For if we view the bar of acceptance not as …
Among my accomplishments so far this year, I’ve climbed to 11,000 feet , bungee jumped , swam with sharks, put in over 500 hours of Muay Thai training , embarked on learning German and am half way through writing my first novel. All great, but as I climb this mountain that I referenced nobody told me that I’d hit the wall at learning how to parallel park. On that list of great achievements this year is supposed to be “I got my driver’s licence” but to me it’s starting to look like brain surgery would be an easier thing to try and learn. So much so that I’ve added Parallel Parking as the second great mystery of life, the first …
Eat your heart out men !! I received the ONE letter that EVERY man in the world dreams of magically appearing in their inbox. Cool your jets, I’ll show it to you, but I warn you that upon reading it you’ll all yell out at your computer in unison “why oh why can I not find a girl like that, why!” In fact, the existence of such a woman is a fallacy , a myth, a bar story that friends say they heard about from a friend of a friend. But she exists, and more than that , I spent two hot, sexy, passionate, lustful hours in my bedroom teaching her the very limits of pleasure. So without further …
