Started my blog with that quote because I’m listening to Brian Adams sing. I love old music. This is my playlist that I listen to every day down below. If you have a song similar that you think I didn’t hear yet please email it to me. I love to add more old soft music. Especially with guitar. I used to play guitar when I was young. As you get to know me you will find that another of my favourite FemDom fetishes is Bondage. And collaring. There is nothing more fun than collaring a man and walking him from a leash when I drag him shopping. “But Mistress … that is humiliation.” For you , not …
I start with that. Not because I am thrilled to be head mistress (for a month) … but for two other reasons. One. It is an imaginary quote … “”Hans Gruber” in Die Hard (1988); this is sometimes mistaken as a quote from more ancient sources; Hans claims it is from Plutarch, who wrote Life of Alexander. While ancient sources record that Alexander sat and wept because he had conquered the known world, the actual wording of this quote is mostly likely original to this movie” While it’s nice that I am Head Mistress today … just like the quote … it’s not really true. It’s just for a month. But that’s ok. I can entertain …
Gooooooooooooooooooood BYE Vietnam errr, Bangcunt. That’s right I’m outta here, I’m history, I got the lucky ticket out of home baby. Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’ , keep dem’ slaveboys moanin’ , Rawhideeee. Ya that’s right, it’s the final Mistress blog story before my big trip to Europe in a few hours , and this blog post is brought to you by our friends at the White House … the people who brought you The Wall , and no not Pink Floyd’s version. That’s right , Mr. Toupee himself. Remember, if it’s being done right here or abroad it’s probably not being done by Mr. Trump. “I heard that.” Oh you’re here Mr. Toupee, good to see ya. …
The one thing that Wael and I both suck at equally is FinDom (Financial Domination) , proven by the fact that Wael just lost another FinDom guy, which when combined with the 3 I’ve lost this year makes 4 in total. In fact , rather than abuse the many guys we have by draining their credit cards on perfume purchases , bras , panties , and whatever else tickles our fancy … we umm , how do I say this? … We tend to rehabilitate guys who have a serious findom spending habit. So ya , we cure these findom dudes. Not out of compassion either , we just can’t bring ourselves to buy things for free. It’s like the …
Waiting for a femdom session worthy of a blog post is much like fly fishing where most of the time you’re casting your lure and nothin’ bites , nada, zilch. You guys would have more fun smelling your ball sack than doin’ what I do day in / day out , however …. Once the line jerks though and the fish is on , oh it’s on like grey poupon … meaning shit’s about to get exciting. Case in point, this story about Joey the Fish – not his real name but close enough for jazz , as it begins with a J and hey it rhymes as well – so figure it out. The fish part is true enough …
Being my Fuck Board is a job you think you’re ready for , but truly you’re not. I was trying to relate to you last story that I perceive a man’s dick to be this wonderful toy that unfortunately comes attached to a man’s body … and with it this misconceived notion that it’s there for a man to pleasure a woman with. It’s there for the woman to use, without regard for any feelings whatsoever. Which could mean that if I’m not particularly horny one month , it doesn’t get used at all. Which is why I love chastity so much because it teaches the man to remove pleasure from the equation when considering the purpose of his dick. …
Of all the interesting things that happened last month on my most recent femdom filled European trip , the one that stood out the most happened between sessions whilst I was alone and semi-unconscious on a train. Which went along with the theme of the trip in general – the theme that can be called “Things that can Happen to You when You’re Passed Out” … for lack of a better title. So since this is a femdom related blog , lets address my latest fetish – one that can only happen on these European trips apparently – because until Thailand grows some tall-ass mountains back home , it’s gonna be hard to replicate here on my home turf. “Mountains …
My Mother always told me “schools are designed to teach to the lowest common denominator. Let them, and you’ll become as stupid as they wish you to be.” So though I really wanted to begin this rant with the sentence “how stupid do they think we are?” referring to the crew of frat boys writing these final episodes for Game of Thrones , I immediately answered my own rhetorical question …. “as stupid as they wish us to be.” As I was discussing in private emails with a number of you last week , it’s important that when each episode is over that we take a moment to appreciate what we are acknowledging was great … the cinematography. Last week …
Hi 🙂 I’m Mistress Wael. Queen Wael … for a week. This month I am doing both email and sessions because your other mistress is in Europe (again!). And this is my 4 year anniversary for to be a mistress. So I want to write about the thing I learned from my life as a femdom Mistress. Oh and also … questions I ask myself always. If I warm the oil before the session in boiling water … the cock will get even more hard when I touch it with my hand. But … super easy to make a mistake and have it explode on me. So it is not something I do with first time beginner customer. …
Holy hell is moving ever an energy sap. If this were a survival like video game, I’d be eating Boisenberry’s out of my backpack like a drug addict pops Valium , just to satiate my hunger. Let’s not even consider the 24 hours of sleep on my hand made bedroll that would be required to get my fatigue level back to normal. Truly if I was an in game RPG character , I’d have given myself +4 to Charisma , +4 to Intellect , which is all fine and dandy but at the expense of a -4 penalty to Strength … being that my character is gnome sized. I’ve spent the last two days moving up two floors to a …