The Health Inspector, me, has closed down the Pretty Pissy Pussy Bar (say that 10 times fast) due to a presence of a foreign contaminant which has turned my vaginal lemonade into a shady form of orange juice.
I went to the hospital already about it to ask why I can’t pee at all since my last toilet training session and the doctor said I controlled my pee too much and that caused a reaction in my kidney. Then he warned me that if i still try to control my pee during this time it will get worse so I am cancelling the rest of my WaterSport and Toilet Training sessions this week. He gave me 4 tablets of medicine to take for 5 days which has turned my pee into the orange juice i mentioned which i guess is better than the occasional Bloody Marry I serve from down there, but experience has taught me that lemonade is the beverage of choice among connoisseurs of the pussy bar.
The pain in my stomach has been annoying and I question sometimes when I feel like this if the Toilet Training sessions are worth the money. It’s why whenever I get an Indian guy … 2 this week … trying to negotiate me down from 10,000 baht to 1,000 I just send him this video and say Be A Man. Do the right thing.
“Maybe you don’t eat my shit right now, you go walk around talk to other Mistress … you don’t buy … you come back … you say Hey … i want to eat shit for 10,000 ”
I say “NOOOOOOOOO” … “you no get for 10,000 now price go up maybe 15,000 baht”
Be a man.
Jaa xx
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