Smart Ass Mistress

BallBusting, Femdom Blog, Femdom Related, My Personality

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Since I’ve been busier than a cat trying to cover shit on cement the only fun I’ve had in my life recently has come from replying to my email.  For the most part, sharing my photo gallery privately instead of publicly has really improved the quality of the email inquiries I’ve received and I’ve really enjoyed having some extremely long email threads with guys exploring in great depth both their fantasies and life in general and it’s made for some very personal and intimate sessions which I’ll get to writing about this week.  Intimate as in, there is so much information that has been shared before the session that it feels often like I’m seeing a person I’ve known for years so there is no need for acting.

That’s exactly what needs to take place for a truly moving experience to take place, there has to be a comfortableness so great that all the pretentious bullshit gets left at the door and for 2 hours we can just be ourselves.

What’s curious is that in order to get that level of depth I’ve had to remove the visual cue men are so attracted to and instead appeal to their intelligence – which for me was a great leap of faith since I admit that while I’m above most other Thai’s when it comes to having discourse about all things intelligent, I hardly compare to what you guys bring to the table for discussion.  I’ve had to rely on my writing to get through to you, which again is amazing since my first drafts that I type or speak into my phone are barely comprehensible even to myself.  After each and every session I pretty much dump my thoughts to my phone like poop through a diarrhea infected goose.

I’m not rehashing everything that happened in the session either, rather I pick out concepts – ideas which I think I explored and open up to bigger topics – which if I write about and expand upon it helps me be a better mistress in the future – at least that’s the plan.

However, as much as I’m thrilled with all the sophisticated gents who are showing up for sessions I still get the odd inquiry from guys who haven’t scored since the eighth grade picnic.

If I can sum up what’s changed the most about me this full year as Head Mistress here is that whereas I used to try to reply calmly hoping to not miss out on revenue I’ve since come to realize that getting an intelligent reply out of these guys is as hopeful as trying to squeeze oil out of a cats ass.

It ain’t happening.

At most, they’re amusing to me and that’s fine as it allows me to answer business email the way I’ve always wanted to talk to assholes when I worked in the public sector.

Business isn’t any worse for the wear in me doing so, and for me it’s fun being a smart ass.   Like this guy who comes from the country or perhaps planet called Khi.

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Introduce Yourself : Your name, age, and country :  Hi, Im Maho from Khi and 32 male
What are your interests for your session ? im intrested in full body to body massage and relaxing anal, prostate and related things.
With whom would you like your session ?Mistress Jaa & Wael both
Choose the time period you are interested in listed here from least to most expensive : 2 hour double mistress session 10,000 baht
Pick a Date 25-11-2015
Email

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From where? Khi? Is that on this planet or some other planet?

Also, you booked the session for November 25th , that was 3 days ago.

I can only assume that on planet Khi they’re still working out the kinks on time travel. At least you got the year right, high five babe.

 

Khi ain’t no country I ever heard of, they speak English in Khi?  I should have said that to him … but guys I tried watching Pulp Fiction and fuck if that isn’t the most boring movie I’ve ever seen I don’t know what is.  I think that’s a movie for dudes, because it does absolutely nothing for me whatsoever.

Hey, know what else doesn’t do it for me?  Poppers or any other kind of drug.  I live (not by choice) in the land of the two C’s – Crazy and Corruption.  While I can’t do anything about the Crazy –

 

 

I can do something about making sure the corruption never comes to my front door however …

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Introduce Yourself : Your name, age, and country :  Sven 37 German
What are your interests for your session?   Anal dildo Poppers
With whom would you like your session?
Choose the time period you are interested in listed here from least to most expensive 2 hour :  , 7,000 baht with Mistress Jaa
Pick a Date 01-12-2015

 

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Anal Dildo Poppers sounds like a new product that I should sell at a BDSM store.

1) insert dildo into the ass.

2) feel the cool rush as the dildo ejaculates poppers directly into your anal blood stream

For a limited time, buy your Anal Dildo Popper and receive our anal insemination kit free.

While supplies last.

Some conditions may apply.

From Johnson & Johnson.
🙂

Seriously, anal i do … whatever strap on you like. But I’m against having someone, anyone, bring anything illegal into my residence. And silly as it may be, poppers are illegal here.

So if you can drop the poppers bit, we can do a session just fine. Let me know if you want to talk about it ok.

jaa xx

 

Never heard back from him.  I guess my Anal Dildo Popper machine is about as popular to him as the Bass-O-Matic :

 

 

Let me say though that there are times where I’m completely wrong about the guy and the impression of him that I’m getting through email is nowhere close to what the guys is like if I meet him.  It’s very rare thing that I agree to meet somebody once I’ve lost my mood with him in email but in the end I did agree to see this guy I’m about to introduce to you.  To be perfectly frank, I agreed to see him for only two reasons : to actually do what I promised to do to his phone and to kick him so hard his kids would be born dizzy.

It’s self-evident whom is speaking to whom, just follow along , (sorry but copy pasting something this long from gmail isn’t allowing me to space it out nicely for some reason)

 

Supreme Mistress, thank You for the fabulous video. It s ok fir The ballbusting sessione this 28th at 4pm. I need to make a video of the ballbusting session in which You and me show our faces. Is it possibile?
Best regards.

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So 4pm tomorrow , me and Mistress Wael at my condo , 10k , ballbusting session … confirmed. No video taping though.

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Supreme Mistress, how much for the ballbusting session if I stay 15 minutes?

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i can charge you 4,000 for an hour. You’ll want to stay longer. Every guy who has been scared has been so turned on that he has stayed the whole 2 hours and enjoyed it.

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Supreme Mistress, I need the ballbusting video with Your face

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Supreme Mistress, no problem for 1 hour for 7000, but I need to make a video of The ballbusting session with The face of The two Mistress. Neverthless, I would pay only one Mistress for 4000

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and I already told you that I don’t allow myself to be video taped 🙁

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No problem, Supreme Lady, but in this case, I would pay 5000 for having both of You for a ballbusting session for 1 hour.

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I’m going to take the other 2 sessions on offer tomorrow and pass on yours. I’m not Manchester United and this isn’t a contract negotiation. I’d rather book the others, make 14k on the day and go shopping in the evening. You can keep your 5k in your pocket and do the same 🙂

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Please, Supreme Mistress, forgive me! I will come tomorrow for 7 k!!

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Well we’re kind of fucked now as I have to find a time to see you, I’ve booked the other 2 people already. I’d have to move them both an hour later to free up time in the late afternoon at 4 or 5 pm, that’s the only option

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Supreme Mistress, I humbly ask You forgiveness for the inconvenience! Are You available Sunday?

Can I take a friend of mine who iwill filming with mobile the ballbusting session?

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Sunday is booked

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Supreme Mistress, could I have the great honor to come to You today?

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Why? You keep saying you NEED to make a video , and I’ve told you 100 times, I don’t do videos.

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Supreme Goddess, don’t worry: its enough that only Your colleague shows her face while You are destroying my testicles.

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if you bring a video camera i’m going to throw it out my 20th floor balcony window.

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Supreme Queen, I would use only a phone

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then it’s being tossed out the window.

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Good morning, Mistress! It’s ok if I give You 7000 for an hour session of ballbusting with you and Miss Wale and for making a video with my cell phone taking only with me and Miss Wale? if so, what time should I come?
Best regards.

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yes sure, and then as I told you before, I am throwing your phone off my balcony window. We’ll see if phones can fly.

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Supreme Lady, please, I’m ready for today. May I come for The ballbusting session? Ok Supreme Mistress, at what time You are aviable?

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you should go see Mistress Wael at her place. She only lives on the 7th floor, your phone may survive the toss.

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Ok, Supreme Mistress, What time?

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If you can make it to my condo at 7:30 we can do the session before my next session begins

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Supreme Mistress is 8:30 ok?

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Ya fine, I need the extra hour to sharpen the spikes on my shoes. At this point I want each and every one to be razor fucking sharp.

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So 8:30 pm rolls around and he shows up with his friend at my condo, 2 sweet if not cute Italian guys who can’t stop gawking at my ass and whispering “Bellisima” over and over again.  I invited the guy up but made his friend take a hike.  The whole time up in the elevator he can’t stop staring at my ass and pussy because I was wearing my sexy cop uniform which the last time I wore it at Climax nightclub for Halloween I had literally half the guys in the club buying my drinks and trying to rub themselves up against me.  So here’s this shy guy, way out of his comfort zone and unable to talk as his English is barely passable so I suddenly felt awful at wanting to toss this guys phone out the balcony window.

My anger had subsided which I was thankful for as the last ballbusting session – which I thought had ended without incident – ended up with the guy going to the hospital afterwards and he’s no longer able to have kids.  That was much, much different than the sexy teasing way I often do where I make the cock and balls as hard and therefore as tight skinned as possible before giving love taps with my shoe to blend dizzying pain with pleasure.  That last guy challenged me to kick him as hard as I could, thinking my small body couldn’t generate enough power to inflict any pain of consequence.  Sadly for him, I have a great Muay Thai trainer.

I was wrong about him, he was teddy bear cute.  I can share the whole video privately if you want to see it, just let me know, but I will tell you that the funniest thing to me was that through all the pain he simply couldn’t stop staring at my pussy like it was The Holy Grail.  

A few well placed kicks put an end to the gawking though , don’t worry – it was just a flesh wound 🙂

 

 

jaa xx

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