Emo was a lower class woman from the poverty stricken village living on an income that made her ration the spoons of rice she could feed herself with each day. That being said, she was happy with her lot in life, and after crunching down on a handful of fried crickets she and her mom had dug up by hand a few hours earlier she lit a candle and read herself to sleep under the sloped tin roof of her open air shack. “Have you seen the numbers child?” her mom said nudging on her shoulder as the first embers of sunlight flickered through the midnight blue sky. The lump in Emo’s throat thumped hard as it dropped suddenly to the lower …
I am fucking gutted….. My boyfriend has decided to split up with me. He think’s that our age gap is too big, what, with me being 25 yo and he being 19. I wish he told me that 10 years ago…… It’s interesting that this joke is worth a chuckle when written as-is , but if I flip it and rewrite it as such … “He think’s that our age gap is too big, what, with me being 19 and he being 48” then the comedy of the situation is replaced with a creepy pedophilia type of overtone. Yet that’s the case in a majority of all Thai – Foreigner relationships. Suddenly there’s no comedy or creepiness, it’s simply “ok” to which I ask …
“Why do I even have to think about how to catch my Thai girlfriend lying?” Well because 90% of us do while 80% of you don’t think we do so you do the math. I decided today to say fuck it and add this story to my Opinion category which I use to educate you the best I can about stuff that’s never spoken about. To which you may or may not listen but at least you’ll be aware of the games that go on. I guess before I start letting the cat out of the bag I should talk about myself first and where my morals lay. I try to emulate my friend Jaa of whom I’ve assumed not only her …
I understand fully now why Turkish people are so proud of their country, it is truly a wonderful and fascinating place and I feel so lucky to have experienced it. Is the grass always greener on the other side though? Sitting in the taxi on the way back from the airport this morning, looking out the window blandly at all things familiar I longed for the feeling of wonder and amazement that I had for the past seven days. I was thinking, “you guys can’t possibly look the window at the same things I’m seeing with the same feeling of excitement that I had in Istanbul can you?” Or maybe you can. Maybe you don’t focus on the decaying buildings, …
Change begins when the pain of staying the same becomes greater than the pain of changing. Change takes time though. It takes time for the seeds to begin growing within, time to understand and process, time for the growth to mature, and time for the old self to die and fall away. When Jaa1 left me in charge of this website she inadvertently planted those seeds of creativity in my mind. However the scope for major change is always limited by both stagnation and procrastination, one attracting the other like mosquitoes to a still pool of water and ultimately it’s desperation not inspiration that start the engine of productivity. For me that desperation came from being comfortable waiting for the …
the game of “Thai Girls fucking Farangs over” vs. “Farangs Fucking Thai Girls over” , just two shades of the same color, I’m happy to be sitting high atop the coliseum wall looking down as the battle goes on. As I hinted at before but being careful not to lay too many cards on the table, relationship wars are being fought in Social Media and a really good read if you guys got the time is to check out this blog story that will be quite eye opening for you if you didn’t already know about it : Thai Girl Vigilante Facebook Groups Target Farang Men Sorry girls but that’s like playing a harp in front of a buffalo, …
I’m officially the #1 Thailand Mistress now if judging by website popularity as this website which was started by the original Jaa 6 years ago jumped up 804,443 places in world website rankings to break the top 1 million and sit as the most popularly visited Thailand Mistress website in Asia as we rest at 940,937 in the world now. I’ve done it by following these two principles, the first of which is; It’s not knowing what to do, it’s doing what you know. Tony Robbins I know how to seduce better than any Thailand Mistress and I’ll bet i’m within the top 10 of World Mistress’s on the topic of seduction and mental bdsm play. My girlfriend, well ‘she’ is …
A GFE (Girlfriend Experience) is something that I think only exists in Thailand and though very few of the working girls in city are smart enough to call it by name it is in fact what they are offering as a service without them even recognizing it because of their stupidity. So before explaining to you the question most asked to me in emails, “what is your mgfe session like?” i should first explain just what exactly what the Isaan version has made it to be. A GFE is a girl that you can take with you 24 hours a day and not only will she clean your place, put toothpaste on your brush, and lay out …
I was sitting at home earlier today looking up on Google “people who ought to be killed” to see if anyone has listed my ex and sadly I found that nobody had as of yet. I found George Carlin has a list of other people I also agree should be strapped into chairs and have their balls beaten with hammers. Sadly my ex doesn’t have balls but it’d still be sweet to strap him into a chair and work on my castration techniques. There’s my ‘edgy’ style again that somebody said i have which is opposite of the ‘motherly’ style that the first Mistress Jaa used to write with. I’ve spent the last three days trying to write one story in a …
On the 3 hour bus ride home tonight from my mom’s house I saw one of my foreigner university teachers that taught me here in Bangkok some years ago and though he didn’t recognize me he was nice enough to let me sit beside him and talk after I introduced myself. At the time I thought he was an excellent teacher, he was the first one to ever impress me and in that year, my first in university, i never missed one of his classes. I told him i had a 4.0 GPA (A-) in his class because of how good he was and he answered back “see, you and the 10 others like you every year are why i don’t …
