Where can I get a DeLorean in Bangkok? Why would I need a DeLorean you ask? Well, the idea came from this email …
Introduce Yourself : Your name, age, and country: Paul , 17 , Tunisia
What are your interests for your session? Strapon in my ass
How Long of a Session would you like? 2 Hours
With whom would you like your session with? Mistress Jaa
Pick a Date: January 21, 2011
Email: [email protected]
Wow 17 years old ! Those Tunisians start their kinky fantasies early I guess. I’m relieved to know they’re all named Paul over in Tunisia , I was worried I’d have trouble pronouncing a Tunisian’s name. Anyways, I’ve been doing email all morning and this was a chance to see if I can get back to trying to be funny after the last few days in my life have been anything but. My reply to him was …
Hey Paul, I’ve heard Tunisia is a bit behind the times in keeping up with the rest of the world, but booking me for January 21st, 2011 makes me think things are worse than I thought over there.
Once i have finished my time machine prototype and am ready for the testing phase I’ll alert you by email to make arrangements for our session date.
Traffic in Bangkok isn’t very conducive to getting a Delorean upto 88 mph so i’m working on channeling the human anger of being stuck in traffic to generate a spontaneous human combustion effect that should allow time travel if properly harnessed.
Since only living tissue can make it through the time travel process, we’ll have to find a camel prod to make due for your strap on session.
I look backwards to meeting you.
I’m a movie geek ok, I can’t resist. Hey if i do go i’ll let you know if i see R2D2 when i’m there. Maybe i’ll even be able to bring a camel prod back for one of your sessions? haha
Jaa2 xx
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