Instead of thinking of a clever way to combine a show recommendation , a comment on a session , and a viewpoint into one story that flows together with a common theme and segue’s for all , i’m just going to present the ideas floating around my head in its crudest form. Cleverness be damned, sometimes it’s better to say things quickly and get back to scratching pussy all afternoon. My thanks to the guy who put me onto the best show I’ve seen since Breaking Bad , it’s called Black Mirror and it’s utterly fantastic viewing. Nine years ago my friend fatally spent a great deal of money on his Motorolla Razr “flip phone” which was the greatest thing …
I’m back in the saddle again. Out where a man needs a tease. Where the longhorn men plead While begging from their knees I’m back in the saddle again. Ok so Gene Autry I am not , but a mistress I am once more having gotten over the hump of doing my first session in over a month successfully. My intention isn’t to make this a ‘pat myself on the back’ kind of entry but rather to let you guys know that there is a great amount of trepidation when confronted with doing a session after a long layaway. Especially when there has been 0 seconds in the past month where I have been allowed to feel or act …
Good news, I’m back doing sessions once again! I never expected the aftermath of the surgery to last so long, the pain has stuck around longer than herpes does (i’m going by word of mouth on that one) and I sat in one spot on my sofa for so long that there is now a permanent ass dent in the cushion. Feel free to come over and sniff it at your leisure 😛 I tend to write from recollection of memorable sessions but since I’ve had no sessions to base my thoughts on I’ve had a hard time coming up with things to write about that wouldn’t bore you to tears. I had written up a story on “the advantages …
Well, I’m no longer fearful of child birth. What I am fearful of, sitting here 1000 feet in the air near the 30th floor in my condo which faces out towards the west is that the zombie apocalypse may have begun and I wouldn’t know because for fourteen days I’ve been living in a vacuum of space with my ass tied to this sofa. I lie, I can actually see the highway yonder in the distance jammed with cars that barely move so I know that life goes on outside these walls … sadly as I think a zombie purge is exactly what this city needs. Come on!! Am I the only one who would see the irony in Soi Cowboy …
Well I got released from the hospital yesterday and I suppose the good news is that the pain has subsided enough that I can focus long enough to type something without passing out. The bad news then I guess is that the pain I’m in is still excruciating and I’m still bed ridden. Which obviously means that unless one wanted to come over and stare at this tearful mess that I’ve become for your two hours of femdom fun – there will be no sessions any time soon. I’m estimating at least a week , maybe two. What to take away from this experience? Well, now that I’ve had to spend well over $5,000 in European or American currency this …
This is more a bit of friendly advice than a story intended for those who not only want to live here but are going to be raising kids here. Everything the baby hears should be in your mother tongue right from the day it’s born. No exceptions. If the mom doesn’t speak your language , that’s fine , but make sure the television shows , the books , the YouTube videos and most importantly the school is subjecting your kid to your language 90% of the time. The result? Well it’s like running a marathon. Nobody is declared a champion after the first 500 meters and it’s not until the first 5km are over that you start to get some …
R – D – T – S – TH The five sounds we can’t make when trying to speak English because our language comes from our throat with little to no movement of the tongue or jaw needed whatsoever. To help myself overcome this problem I read a lot of Dr.Seuss even though I was 13 at the time and the books were below the level I should have been reading at. No other book was as repetitive as Green Eggs & Ham and there were nights where long after everyone had gone asleep I’d be sitting in my bed trying to say “i would not could not in a bed” … which struck me as an atypical thing to say for …
“Human toilet training session needed by me. I’ve followed the map to the golden monkey and it’s led me to you. Will you be the one to give me what I so desperately seek?” With my human toilet training sessions being priced at 15,000 baht per meal I thought that would dissuade people from even inquiring about sessions let alone book them, but noooooo. Though I dropped Economics in University it seems I learned the laws of supply and demand well enough for it was a simple supply and demand equation that made me think long and hard about what men truly desire when it comes to all things related to poo and femdom. The simple recipe for creating uncontrollable …
Here’s a story to show you how much of a hard ass tough bitch Mistress I am. You guys always ask me in email why I’m so open with you about how much I dislike living here. Abhor is a more appropriate word actually , but the answer lays not within me alone but within all Mistress’s of this website both past and present. To explain I’ll try to encapsulate what happened today as I spent time separately with the original Mistress Jaa and then Mistress Wael and though we are all three different people there is a common thread that runs between us all. I thought we were having fun tonight Wael and I , we were messing around …
Oh…my…God… I just read your latest post !! I just read it while there is football on tv and my housemate is on the other sofa, so no touching, but just reading it I got so hard and I had to email you. Ahh your attitude is just everything so perfect. The teasing with the kiss…I always think that kissing is the most intimate thing two people can do. Being teased with a kiss from your sexy mouth would be even more frustrating than being teased by your pussy. I would do anything. And like in the blog post, I will say that I mean anything! Even sucking cock for you… Sean’s email to me turned on two light …
