“Good Morning, it’s 7am , in conformity , there lays bliss.” Having lived in the city over the past five years , the past two in my quite luxurious condo , I hadn’t been jolted from my sleep by the blaring of the speakers that permeate the village where I grew up for quite some time. Yet there it was, 7am right to the very second , the brain washing diatribe on my senses had begun each morning last week from the house where I grew up. For those of you who are unfamiliar with what goes on in every village across the land here , seven o’clock in the morning brings with it thirty minutes of community news being blared out …
“Let’s get the hell out of here!” In 1967 William Shatner and Gene Roddenberry had to plea with NBC to keep the word HELL in Kirk’s last line of dialogue in the Star Trek episode “The City on the Edge of Forever.” The television studio thought the word HELL was too shocking and inappropriate for the viewing audience and they feared any public lash back would endanger the profitability of the show. Fast forward nearly 50 years to last nights season premiere of The Walking Dead for a jaw dropping comparison of what the world finds acceptable on television nowadays. My question is , when will the public say enough! For if we view the bar of acceptance not as …
Among my accomplishments so far this year, I’ve climbed to 11,000 feet , bungee jumped , swam with sharks, put in over 500 hours of Muay Thai training , embarked on learning German and am half way through writing my first novel. All great, but as I climb this mountain that I referenced nobody told me that I’d hit the wall at learning how to parallel park. On that list of great achievements this year is supposed to be “I got my driver’s licence” but to me it’s starting to look like brain surgery would be an easier thing to try and learn. So much so that I’ve added Parallel Parking as the second great mystery of life, the first …
Eat your heart out men !! I received the ONE letter that EVERY man in the world dreams of magically appearing in their inbox. Cool your jets, I’ll show it to you, but I warn you that upon reading it you’ll all yell out at your computer in unison “why oh why can I not find a girl like that, why!” In fact, the existence of such a woman is a fallacy , a myth, a bar story that friends say they heard about from a friend of a friend. But she exists, and more than that , I spent two hot, sexy, passionate, lustful hours in my bedroom teaching her the very limits of pleasure. So without further …
I acknowledge that I can be a bit of a cunt from time to time when answering emails , but if you were forced to read half the dribble that comes out of men’s minds which I am forced to read, well, I’m sure you would cut me some slack. Today, or tonight rather , see – I’m tired as fuck … I’ve been learning to drive all day and tomorrow – knock on wood – I finally get my drivers licence and thus can cross off another thing from my list of “things I need to accomplish before I’m 30”. Winning the Nobel Peace Award for writing is on that list as well so I better get my ass …
Hate is such a vicious vile word , with sheer wanton maliciousness behind every instance it is spoken. Thus, it must be used not liberally, but instead preciously saved for a deserved target of one’s venom. In my life, there has been no greater thing that commands me to use the word Hate as its descriptor than that of the word School and all the maladies that word encompasses. I was recently asked in an email “how can your English be so good , you’re Thai.” He took the philosophical pretense of “I speak, therefore I am” , flipped it on it’s head so it would become “I’m Thai, therefore I am not.” I hate that. Thing is , he’s …
As I write this it is almost 3:30am early Monday morning and in just a few short hours the gym manager – or the cross fit manager , whomever opens the gym first is going to happen upon an uncleaned stain of blood on the boxing ring mat which is going to go unexplained … unless they happen upon this blog entry somehow. While it might be happenstance that I was present at the hour it occurred, I must admit that I am the guilty party who caused said stain and the pent up guilt amassed from Sunday afternoon is now unconscionable. Umm, the guilt being how good it felt to extract a pound of his blood. There is, as …
nce more unto the breach … “Mercy , please have mercy” was the last sentence uttered by a polite Indian fellow after I ushered him out my condo door with a friendly wink of an eye after glancing down at his massive bulge hidden inside his checkered knee high shorts. I leaned back on my condo door after I had closed it and waited patiently for the sound of the elevator bell which dings as it arrives to my floor. That was the long awaited end of my last session, 3 1/2 weeks ago, and at the time I couldn’t wait to close up shop and find some time for myself on a well deserved vacation. Now, nearly a month …
“What’s wrong?” “When ya gonna do a new blog story?” “You ok?” A: Yo bitches, it’s summer , and more so than that it’s the dog days of August , a girl needs some time to herself. For a week I went to see mom because I hadn’t seen her for nearly an entire year. I then spent some time with my hospitalized friend helping her get through what she has to deal with. Heck I even went to visit my cows that I pay to have a better life. Can’t save everybody, I’m well aware of that, but I sure as heck can save two , and two is better than zero. Between all that I’ve done mostly …
We Tease you and in doing so we deny you the ultimate release you are inches away from. What’s different about me is that while other ladies of this particular craft focus on the torturous and sadistic side of femdom , we take a different approach , focusing on two words that nobody else can provide : Seduce & Melt. Yes it helps immensely to be somewhat beautiful to seduce the way I can but I would argue that California has a lot of blonde bombshells more beautiful than I – none of whom can captivate a man’s attention at dinner and make him wiggle in his chair where he sits : from pure excitement. That is a skill I acquired over …
