The Walking Dead Season 7 has convinced me that we as a society have not taken the proper measures to ensure all the smart people in the world have been getting laid and pro creating since the turn of the century. That’s right. Since about the mid 1990’s people like Steven King , Arthur C. Clark , Stanley Kubrick ; and all other writers of the same quality died without any girls making sure they produced offspring. Well Steven’s not dead but he’s a Red Sox fan so I hold out no hope for his children to have the willpower to write. (yes i realize that doesn’t make much sense but I’m writing this while hungry and munching on broccoli so …
Remember that a person’s name is, to that person, the sweetest and most important sound in any language. “The average person is more interested in their own name than in all the other names in the world put together.” People love their names so much that they will often donate large amounts of money just to have a building named after themselves. We can make people feel extremely valued and important by remembering their name. (How to Wind Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie) Oh, people love their names so much they’ll donate much more than money to hear it spoken. Here’s a little fact that I’ve learned from years of discussions with submissive guys over dinner : most …
How can one learn Thai in 20 minutes , really? Well , because the guy who created the language was the same guy who named our capital city after what us girls love to do with a hot guy after a few drinks. No, I jest. The reason is , if you can get yourself to think like you’re so remarkably stoned – to the point where you can barely put together 20 words of the language you speak – then that’s all you need to be fluent in Thai. And I can get you there in 20 minutes. No not by feeding you mushroom cookies like they’re M&M’s , but by comparing how easy Thai is to this unnecessarily …
That “je ne sais quois” , we both have it. Mistress Wael is incredibly, absolutely, extremely, supremely, unbelievably different than the creature of femdom I have become. In trying to explain just why exactly that is to a gentleman who partook of Wael’s style last night , I found myself calling her here from school just to discuss why she thinks I’m so hardcore. This is the email that set off my deep train of thought: John James 9:18 AM (1 hour ago) to me I went to see Wael last night, it was amazing! I had a great time. She told me that you are harder? do you do it harder? I go back to England in 5 weeks. …
Nah it’s not that bad (living in a poor country). I live on the American Embassy compound with a pool, gym, bar, tennis court etc. My co-worker and I are members of the American club which has even better facilities and there are some nice pockets in these places with cool restaurants and stuff. I think you might enjoy this lifestyle. I know you have an insatiable thirst for knowledge and learning and I know you are interested in people. In a different life or maybe even in this life, if you wanted, I reckon you would make a great anthropologist! You said you would be miserable living somewhere poor like this but I think you underestimate yourself. Living in these …
Fucking anal prolapse ‘s !! See, THIS is why I don’t like to use DOES (dildos of enormous size) in my sessions , cuz I just Goosh Goosh ‘d (see video below for definition) a guy ten times my size tonight. “Fix it , fix it , fix it” he kept yelling at me while I just stared in awe at the scene that lay before me on my condo floor. Ya , a scene , a real fucking scene like right out of a Quentin Tarantino wet dream. This guy wasn’t just fat , he was Orca fat and he showed up at my condo with a BYOD – bring your own dildo – in hand , and this …
Upon seeing the mangy dog, it began to whine pitifully. Now, I’m not some milk-drinker with a soft spot for furry animals, but something about the dog touched my heart. He had a noble bearing and a fire in his eyes. And who hasn’t found themselves locked in a cage after a night of mead and good cheer? So I did the only reasonable thing – I slaughtered it mercilessly with the blade of my dirk. I got into a question and answer game right in the middle of my Tease & Denial session yesterday. Strange huh? I know you envision those moments when your mistress has your throbbing member in her hand as the most sexual heightened seconds of …
I had an epiphany last week. It occurred while I was watching the latest Resident Evil movie. I spend 2 hours each and every day pretty much sitting in a movie theater watching a movie that I absolutely hate because watching it makes me stupid. Hollywood thinks I am an idiot. It’s as if the day after Roger Ebert died the entire movie industry let out a huge sigh of relief and said, finally we can make movies as dumbed down as we want. The movies now are so fucking bad that it makes me sick to my stomach to have to sit through one of them. At one point in Resident Evil I stopped watching the movie to do two …
Create desire. Enhance expectation. Leave him with unsatiated lust. – Ah seduction , like the dancing steps of war , it’s a calculated art. So is humiliation. Is there anything worse for a man than going to see “your new girl” only to find another rooster in the hen house? “Take thy beak from out my heart” was the thought written across Mark’s face tonight when he walked across the threshold of my condo only to find me rested on my sofa with my feet upon Antoine’s lap. It must be terribly worse when the lad you are competing with is foreign , it creates an air of mystique around the man you suddenly want to both know and forget. …
Elusive. Evasive. Persistent. Righteous traits for a Mistress – or a fighter. Until yesterday, I was teetering on being both and now – despair , for I am but one. I must have told every man I saw over the past month that I had shifted my Muay Thai focus to preparing for my first fight sometime early this year. Incredibly , not one of you gents had the wisdom to tell me that climbing in the ring with a trained killer was not one of my better ideas. My new years resolution was two-fold. First I took the encouragement from my Muay Thai trainer to heart and agreed to start training seriously for a fight – this had …
