Covid-19 , if I’m wrong, then this viral spread will appear severe, but in reality will only last a few months , and slowly but surely everything will return to a somewhat normal state at first – and eventually we’ll return to life as we once knew it with nothing much changing.
Fuck.
If I’m right though …. IF I’m right …. then this is a necessary planetary culling , one that will wipe out a significant % of the global population and will cause society to hit a reset button of sorts. But on the other side lays a better humanity. After all, I’m already seeing better behaviour in all sorts of men and women.
Since I have so many thoughts about this, I’m going to present this post in essay topic form so that you can jump to whatever topic interests you the most.
I’m going to begin by talking about the “actions of faith” that the rich part of the world is relying on and how I hope that will be the catalyst to allow this thing to spread like wildfire. Then I’m going to poke fun at the irony of who is best positioned to survive an apocolyptic spread. I’ll follow that up with some trippy existential shit that you may or may not need to be a bit high to equally identify with, and finally for you femdom/bdsm lovers I’m going to finish off of course with some acute observations of how this disruption in our daily lives has already altered human behaviours in regards to relationships.
Okay? You’ve all been to your local cannibis store? Got your supply in front of you? Good, let’s begin.
Actions of Faith
Three months into this Covid-19 spread and two things are crystal clear. Who would have thought that a killer virus striking first at the heart of the China, ye of the biggest population in the world – would have little to no lasting impact due to the form of government control westerner’s despise the most – Socialism. And how ironic that it might be that capitalism and the countries which support such a system will be the harbinger of doom.
China’s the only country that’s flattened the curve.
Mistress Wael is spot on … every single democratic country in the world has a near vertical spread of the virus as of today. Why is that?
Actions of Faith is the answer. USA , Canada, England , whatever – pick your country – they all are depending on their population to act sensibly , follow suggestions and guidelines … in one massive Action of Faith … to save the planet.
China on the other hand put the fate of their nation in mandatory emergency laws immediately enacted – and the police & military to instantly enforce it. Sometimes violently , and surely against the wishes of the populace. If you subscribe to conspiracy theories then they also borrowed a trick from the USA on 9/11 by also SBI’ing a site that ‘happened’ to have Covid patients stored inside.
(SBI = Sudden Building Implosion) … it’s kinda like Spontaneous Human Combustion … except this phenomenon only happens when and where its in the governments best interests to happen.
And if you believe in random Twitter tweets then they also bagged and cremated living contaminated persons , which is one way I suppose to snuff out a culling before it can get started.
Hey, whatever it takes. Drastic times call upon drastic actions , isn’t that the quote? Or is that “with great power comes great responsibility?” I dunno, I get genocide and spiderman all confused in my mind sometimes.
Point is … China got shit done.
The democratic world? Not so much.
Don’t get mad at them , they’re the same folk who voted Trump to be the leader of the free world. Don’t worry, I’ll get to that later on.
In a unique period of time where time cannot be wasted , and each passing day without Chinese like action is a death sentence for not only a nation’s populace but perhaps even the world – putting trust in the masses to act sensibly is such a hillariously ineffective thing to do.
But here’s thing thing I’ve noticed by listening to umpteen podcasts , interviews and news reports this past week … the western world truly believes that Actions of Faith will work, and civil rights must not be stepped on too much.
Like, did you hear what Fox New’s Laura Ingraham had to say this week that she demands an ‘end-date’ to the lockdown and to the virus’s spread?
This is what happens when you take a woman who had to suck no less than 1000 cocks and in her lifetime had to swallow no doubt more than 100 Gallons of cum to become entitled enough that she gets pushed in front of a camera that reports “news” to the dumbest Americans that country has to offer… and she’s allowed to voice her thoughts nationally.
I would love for SouthPark to do an episode where Star Trek’s Scottie beams that chick from her Fox TV studio desk to China’s TV news desk – and let’s see what happens when she tries the same thoughtspeak there. I’ll tell you what’d happen. It’d be like this scene in The Joker but without the screaming from the audience cuz they’d be like “yup that’s what happens when you say shit like that here.”
But Actions of Faith doesn’t just apply to the spring break party crowd , or the one generation older ‘Ya But’ crowd.
(“Ya i’m staying inside, BUT , I just needed to go out and get some smokes, buy a gun, load up on video games for the kids)
Governments are putting faith in their doctors and nurses to maintain their posts on the front lines – they’re our soldiers from World War Two.
I know what you think I’m gonna say .. “imagine soldiers fighting without guns” as a parallel to “medical staff without ventilators and masks.”
Nah, I’ve had conversations with doctor’s and nurses with much more grim stories. Ah you forget, I’m a Mistress to over 100,000 men around the world, most of whom hold very high ranking positions in a variety of fields.
Check out this conversation I’ve been having with an American doctor who is just about ready to put his Plan B into action. He first emailed me asking if us Thai’s are experiencing a run on toilet paper “I find it curious that come the apocolypse, fellow Americans are panicking about ‘how will I wipe my asshole?’ more than they’re concerened about food. Is there a run on toiltet paper over there as well?”
“well, we don’t use toilet toilet paper at all , every toilet has water spray. masks tho … every single person is wearing one , every…single…one (and has been for a month)
the word groupthink comes to mind , Orwell’s 1984. So did you not feel safe at your hospital, is that why you’re moving to a smaller one?”
“It’s a weekend OR shift at a smaller hospital, so I’ll still be doing what I’m doing now, but on the weekends instead. That means a little slower pace and more autonomy at the cost of less available help if shit hits the fan. There are a lot of perks for taking this job: It’s closer to my house and I can take a route that doesn’t have a lot of traffic, there’s no “on call” requirements, so I can sleep all night every night, I get a weekend pay differential that will get me about an extra ten thou a month, and I just prefer working weekends and going out in the middle of the week. Also, my current hospital is a garbage fire, so it’ll be nice to get away from that. It’s a For-Profit hospital and they just make too many cuts to save money. They recently slashed employee benefits and laid off a couple dozen people and then announced shortly after how their stock hit an all time high, so they obviously give no fucks about their employees and are completely tone deaf about it. The new place is Not-For-Profit, so it should be a better work environment since we don’t have to worry about keeping shareholders happy.
Hospital floors in the US are definitely going to be a mess for the rest of the year, though. I read that the average hospital in the US is designed to run at 95% capacity, so if we have hundreds of thousands of coronavirus cases hitting across the country, it’s going to completely overwhelm the system. There are definitely going to be some people who die because there aren’t enough ventilators to go around who would have otherwise been ok. It’ll be a nightmare for floor nurses, but SHOULDN’T impact my OR too much (unless someone stumbles on a surgical cure somehow…heh).
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Fri, Mar 20, 8:12 AM (2 days ago)
to Dr.Nicholas
that’s exactly what the epidimiolgist guy said about Milan ( https://youtu.be/E3URhJx0NSw?t=180 ) , that due to the lack of ventilators , they’re having to choose who lives and who they let die.
But listen to what he said just before that … about nurses and doctors having to work even though they themselves have tested positive … because they’d literally have nobody to work in the hospital if they sent employees home who tested positive.
Do you think something like that would happen in either of your workplaces?
I don’t know about the new place, but I’m 100% sure my current place would force people to work. They already write up employees who call in sick more than 3 times a year and calling in 5 times in one year can be grounds for dismissal. My current employer could be the poster child for “What Is Wrong With Mixing Capitalism And Healthcare.”
Can I ask , what’s your “fuck it, i’m out” point? Do you even have one?
You’re a front line worker, but I’ve always seen you as a ‘fuck it, I’m just a doctor cuz it gives me a nice lifestyle” kind of guy, and not one of the ‘first responder, put my life on the line’ kind of guy.
I’m totally a “fuck it, I’m out” kind of girl. Hope you are too.
If indeed you are a ‘fuck this’ kind of guy, what’s your Plan B ?
Must be so fucking nice to be single at a time like this eh. You can actually put into motion a Plan B without having to discuss it.
It’s spreading to your state. Did you see the numbers rise?
Glad you moved to a smaller hospital. Take care of yourself my slave. If you survive this I’ll tease your balls so much that the explosion will be legendary. Fuck I might even graduate you from toe sucker to thigh licker if you pull through.
I don’t have a hard set “Fuck it, I’m out” point. I think I’ll know it when I see it. I definitely have no plans to struggle to survive, though. I’m not suicidal, but I’m ok with dying. I’ve basically been patiently waiting to die for the last decade or so. I’m perfectly fine with trudging along one day at a time in the OR while everything is on easy mode, but as soon as this shit takes a turn towards Mad Max, I’m going to punch my own ticket. I have a 12 gauge and some buckshot. If this goes apocalyptic, I’ll just swiss cheese my brain stem. I guess that’s my plan B.
Starting Monday, hospitals in the state are shutting down all non-emergency surgeries, which is about 95% of the cases we do. I don’t know if they have plans for the staff elsewhere but from what I hear they’re going to send everyone home to protect profits, just as Covid patients are arriving en-masse.
The whole thing hasn’t really “hit” the state yet. People are still complaining that everything is an overreaction. Most business are closed or have reduced hours, schools and other government buildings are closed, but instead of staying home, everyone here is going to the beach and having parties. No one is learning lessons from China, Italy, California, New York, etc and when it does hit here, I think it’s going to hit hard. Hell, just yesterday with the floor overrun with new Covid patients the hospital bought pizza for the OR staff… I can’t think of a worse food in a pandemic. You have to touch other people’s pizza piece when you get your own and then you eat the whole thing with your hands and instinctively suck the sauce from the fingers afterwards … and these are fellow doctors and nurses on the floor interacting with patients contaminated with the virus.
This hospital has about a week’s left of supplies for all the staff to operate safely. Fuck that. I’ll be fine if I can transition to the other job or if the world goes back to normal after a few months, but anything other than that and I’m probably looking at my plan B.
Survivors of the Apocolypse
Does anyone else find it as ironic as me that the three countries which will best survive the Apocolypse are :
- China , with its Communist ideologies and massive populice, who can finally trade in rats for pizza as their new food source as they spread out and assume the unclaimed lands of Italy.
- North Korea , they’ll be like the runner up on Survivor, – the girl who did nothing all season but somehow made it to Final Tribal council and got no votes.
- Russia , who not only will control all Vodka production, but will bring back the Lada as the car of the new world.
I too might have to swiss cheese my brain stem because I have virtually 0 guys interested femdom & bdsm from those countries. The only thing I know how to say in Russian is Я машина , or , “I am the Machine”
North Korean behaviour , as I understand from the Werner Herzog documentary Into the Inferno , means that if one ever does show up at my front door , the session would play out like a scene from this Bugs Bunny cartoon since they lack the ability to think and speak for themselves:
Chinese slaves , I have a few , but fuck man, it’s like roasting one inch frankfurters on a BBQ with hair tweezers. That’s what I have to look forward to ? On second thought … exit , stage left.
Trippy Existential Shit
Inhale. … yes including you Mr.Clinton.
Ok, read.
One of my favourite stories from World of Warcraft is the Culling of Stratholme because of just how macabre, but necessary it was in my opinion. I sided with Arthus on this issue.
What if, we just replaced a few words here and there in WoW’s wiki on Stratholme …
“The Culling of Stratholme[2] is the first major event of the Third War, signalling the first act in Arthas Menethil’s descent into madness and evil, the suspending of the Knights of the Silver Hand from service and the destruction of the second most important city of the kingdom of Lordaeron.”
becomes …
The Culling of the Planet Earth is the first major event after the Second War signalling the first act in Donald Trump’s descent into madness and evil, the suspending of the antiquated forms of Government from service and the destruction of the second most important continent of the kingdom of Earth. (Cuz let’s face it, Europe’s #1 … we need Germans to survive this for their engineering and efficiency , and Italy for their delicious food.)
What if this is a reset button for society?
I absolutely love that there is this invisible enemy that at some point in the next 30 days will have forced ALL of mankind back into their caves, their huts, their homes to “Shelter in Place” … which is a human made phrase that George Carlin would have loved to have made fun of. Let’s call it what it is shall we? “Hide in Fear”
In the 18 months while we all have to hide in fear , there will be a whole year and a half for animals to multiply without being hunted. Which means the deer population will spread out of control. If you’ve listened to any virus expert … ie: people WAYYYYYYY smarter than you or me , then you know of the next world virus they’re concerned about named CWD – Chronic Wasting Disease.
Where is this virus originating? USA of course.
What country is most ill prepared to handle Covid-19 ? USA of course.
Now it hasn’t happened yet – that this virus can spread to humans, but it can’t be ruled out that it might.
The virus eats at the deer’s brain , causing it to slowly lose its ability to function, like this deer’s ability to walk normally …
Thing is, the disease has a rabies componant to it … see that deer frothing white foam at the mouth?
The deer become agressive , and unnaturally run at other animals and humans in a mad attempt to bite them and spread the virus.
Once that disease hosts itself successfully in a human like Covid-19 can , then we have human’s acting like the fast zombies in the movie 28 Days Later biting one another.
Woooo Hooooo , fun eh?
So I got to thinking that with Covid-19 and maybe soon CWD , what if this is like the big red button in Mimiron’s room, a boss in World of Warcraft.
Except it’s not me or you choosing to touch it or not. But rather it’s “God” , or “Mother Nature” or “the entity of the Universe” saying ‘ok you had your chance, you fucked up, time to do a culling on human life so that you can reset yourself.”
Why not?
We have this antiquated government system promoted by the ‘free world’ where we all collectively vote for one magical person to guide not a village of people as the idea started from , but instead lead hundreds of millions of people.
But instead of choosing from not a selected pool of great minds to lead us … let’s choose the biggest idiot we can find, a man of the rednecks , Donald Trump.
And , around him , let’s devise a system like my doctor friend mentioned above where citizens are lied to and told that health care must be paid for instead of being free , and let’s make those hospitals publically traded companies.
Put those hospitals fate in the hands of the stock market people … cocaine snorting , uneducated salesman who get hired to push stock sales because they claim they have a ‘system’ to predict the anarchy of stock fluctuations.
Oh and hey, let’s keep 1/2 the world living paycheque to paycheque , and a good 10% in absolute poverty so that when a virus hits and people have to “Hide in Fear” for 3 months, the world either dies all at once or spirals into another great depression.
And how about human behaviour? The micro of which i’ll get to in a moment, but how about the macro?
You know, the reactions to this Covid-19 thing on Twitter have been nothing short of astounding. Have you been paying attention to the reaction shifts?
First, about a month ago when it began in Wuhan the denziens of Twitter began phase 1 … Tweeting about news about Covid-19 to show they’re “in the know” , just before returning to their Candy Crush Suga’ game on the commute into work.
Then phase 2 of Twitter’s reaction was the “This is me reacting to news of peeps dyin’ in Italy y’all” followed by a meme or a selfie with a shocked look on the face … tweeted just before they went back to liking somebody’s food choice for lunch on Facebook.
Then began phase 3 , millions of people tweeting out the year’s new catchy phrase “Weapon’s of Mass Destruction” … err, oops, I mean #flattenthecurve y’all. “We gots to flatten this shit bitches” … tweeted out before returning to another 20 rounds of Call of Duty.
Sometime in the last 7 days saw the most dramatic change I’ve ever seen on Twitter.
People put down their phones for the first time in years , and actually began to discover a lost sense of “community”, something that my parents and your parents have learned and supported through many disasters in their lifetimes.
Stories and tweets about “who needs help?” , “how I’m helping do my part to save the world” , and vidoes of people knocking on old people’s doors and offering to go on a food run for them began appearing all of a sudden.
The Italians, and The French , and the Chinese all uniting to sing from the balconies in solidarity , and cheering health workers of their country as recognition that they are our modern day infantry. All being tweeted while … helping others.
Maybe they’re all realizing that this could very well be a global reset button … if it continues to spread like wildfire over the next 30 days , and reaches a point where it’s uncontrollable.
What I’m saying is, maybe there is hope for humanity.
But to get there and realize that hope, maybe a few hundred million need to die first. Maybe me included.
It was interesting to me that up until a week ago the “brains of the UK” (yes the same ones who pushed hard for “Brexit – the playful fun name that’s been given to a disaster ) , came up with the novel idea of letting their citizens willingly die as their method of dealing with Covid-19.
Mind you, their intial idea was begat from the core idea of preserving the value of the world’s strongest currency by keeping absolutely everything in England operating as normal.
But the idea of just letting Covid-19 infect the entire populace of the UK , and letting a pre-determined % die off , while quickly having the survivors be immune to Covid-19 , at a rate far ahead of the rest of the world’s immunability … was ballsy if not brilliant.
Of course the British public figured out the plan rather quickly and voted a strong NO to UKExit.
Damn. (sorry Rob)
How the fuck am I going to have a chance to see half the world die if people keep trying to live ???? I need human stupidity to prevail. Oh, thank you India , that 14 hour country-wide lockdown is exactly what we need to accelerate this Covid-19 spread.
Covid-19 and Femdom | Altering Human Behaviour
As you know, I lead quite the solitary life. It comes with the job , anonymity I’ve found is my greatest friend when it comes to helping me become a renowned Mistress.
I was born three months pre-mature as most of you know , and having survived I’ve been tagged with a -3 to immune system with regards to dust allergies.
Therefore, I might be wrong in my own self-assessment, but I think I’d be one of the one’s who would deteriorate quickly and die horribly if I caught the Covid-19 virus.
So for a month now, I’ve locked myself inside my condo here all alone. I’ve left twice , both times with gloves scarf and mask to look for a new place to move to as my lease expires here on March 31st.
Other than that , I’ve been writing, watching Netflix , and finding things to do to occupy my time.
When this Covid-19 threat first started whipping people into a panic , one of my favourite hobbies of fucking with men’s minds on Tinder dating app disappeared as all communication came to a surprising instantaneous halt.
Us young people don’t date like our older generations did.
We swipe , looking for a visually stimulating hot looking guy in my case – girl in your case. We chat a couple of times and agree to hook up for a meeting. At said meeting , usually over coffee , we both are making moment by moment judgements as to whether or not there’s gonna be any action happening later on … be it in the simple form of a kiss goodbye, or full on fucking under the covers later that night.
Guys aren’t stupid. I don’t know why we think they are when it comes to dating.
When such face-to-face dates aren’t going well, I have no qualms at all about smiling and saying nicely that there’s nothing going on at all chemistry wise , and excusing myself from the coffee shop right there and then. Which is a good thing for the guy anyways as none of them are ever going to fuck me , my intention is to simply give them the illusion they can and will , only to monitor their individual reactions.
Other girls though , they have ghosting techniques that are so predictable by men.
10 minutes into the date they’ll get a “surprise” call from “cousin Ashley” , who has called to “shockingly report” that grandma had a plane engine fall through her house from the sky and killed her instantly. Thus, the girl absolutely must regrettably excuse herself from the date … and once outside the restaurant immediately block all Facebook, Line, WhatsApp, and Instagram contacts with the dude. ie: Ghosting.
As if guys didn’t know, right?
Well, starting about a week ago, Tinder responses started happening again. That’s right – as more and more of the world’s population has been forced into their huts ‘n homes , Tinder dating has popped back to life !
By way of … virtual first dates.
I had 3 of these video chat first dates just this week. And let me tell you this … there have been some very noticeable changes in human behaviour , thanks to this Covid-19 crisis. I can’t help but wonder if these changes are temporary or permanent?
Change #1 – Nakedness
I’ve done all 3 first dates wearing an unwashed t-shirt , a bit of makeup but not much , my unwashed hair ponytailed back , and absolutely nothing but my bare legs and pussy coiled up on the sofa down below.
All 3 guys I’ve dated have had unkempt hair, and a shirt ‘n tie on.
So I asked all 3 guys to stand up and back off in front of the camera so I could see a whole body shot. All 3 initially refused.
Know why? Cuz they’re naked too !!! Well almost, it seems guys love to wear boxer shorts or tight ball hugging undies while locked up at home.
It’s a great laugh , so my recommendation to you guys is to call your first dates out on the same thing and see how our gender reacts. It’s a great ice-breaker !! And you’ll come off as saavy ‘n smart to boot.
Change #2 – Ghosted, really?
Truly , there must be nothing more humiliating as a man than at a time in the world where your video date is locked inside her house with nothing else to do thanks to Covid-19 – that she’d rather ghost you and be alone than talk to another human being.
Worse than that, there’s now no surprise phone call from a friend and the announcement of another dead grandma trajedy. Nope, now it’s just “insta-black” on the guy’s screen followed by “loss of connection” message.
On redial, the girl’s ghosted you , blocked you.
Hasn’t happened to me yet , but remember it’s always the guys chasing the girls’ approval , and never the other way around, even in these new Covid-19 times we’re living in.
This is the ultimate femdom humiliation for a man isn’t it?
That’s why I think this Online Femdom Session idea that Mistress Wael is promoting is so tenuous for you guys … to be ghosted by a Mistress, of whom there are so few in the world, that must be worth an orgasm or two before the crying sets in, amiright?
Change #3 – The Real Me
I know, or at least I think I know, just about every single line, move and social gimmick that guys use on a Tinder date. I have to keep dating guys on Tinder as research because a first Tinder date is in no way at all close to a first BDSM / Femdom session meeting.
I use Tinder to keep myself grounded on what’s really going on out there in the world. If I relied solely on Mistress – Slave interactions as my guideposts to life, I’d be lost.
Guys are wholly predictable.
I have a few rules to deal with them , like, I never answer a question. I answer a question with a question of my own, it allows me to maintain the power in a conversation. It’s a tip I got from a CIA interrogator 5 years ago , right before I whipped his ass for an hour and got him to say Thank You Mommy over a hundred times.
Until this week I could honestly say , especially after my latest 100 Tinder dates experiment , that I knew pretty much what each guy was going to say and do 5 minutes into the date. Without fail. Maybe the occasional exception , but even the one’s who surprised me would regress to the mean eventually.
Until this week.
Tinder first dates on video have baffled me. At first I thought it’s because of me, that I’m relying on my English so much to make an impression … not my strongest gun in my arse(enal).
It wasn’t until half way through the 3rd video date that I caught on to what was happpening.
Guys were being themselves.
They were being that guy who’s invited friends over for Sunday afternoon football and shooting the shit over a few beers. The guy who watches a basketball game in his undies , itches his crotch , and takes a whiff to judge the smell. The guy who wipes his armpits with his hands and dries them on his jeans. The guy who when alone picks his nose and flicks it across the room towards the laundry basket. The guy who leans over and rips a window shattering fart and sniffs the air a moment later to see if it reeks or not.
That guy.
Why? Why are these guys talking to me like I’m Joe , their best friend from grade 2 who’s been with them through thick and thin until I was best man at his wedding? Or best girl as it were.
Seriously, I caught the 2nd guy smelling his balls on camera after wiping them. He did it without even noticing. Never once has a guy done that while out on a real world date with me. Fuck , I don’t even know if I’d ghost a guy who did that, I’d probably commend him for acting so naturally.
I closed my laptop yesterday and pondered this new phenomenon over a box of fettucine alfredo that I had just ordered.
Then it hit me an hour later.
He knows!!!!
He knows he’s got nothing to lose.
There’s no action to be playing for , or fearful of. No goodbye kiss , no pussy to eat or fuck later on at night , nothing. No chips are in on the poker table for him , he’s just leanin’ back , looking at his dealt hand , sniffin’ his balls, and sayin’ “ah what the hell.”
With that , there is nothing to lose. Guys are finally being guys. Especially when I go into Mistress mode and order them to stand up and show me their boxers on camera.
All 3 laughed , one even jumped and slammed his foot yelling “fuck how do you know, how did you know? ” and immediately ripped off his tie and unbuttoned his dress shirt.
I told him “go put on a tshirt and be you dude, I’ll wait”
“Fuck ya, hold on” he cheered back.
The third guy , when I called him on wiping his groing and sniffing his finger simply said “fuck, did I just do that? Did you see that?”
“Fuck ya” I said, “what’s the defcon rating?” I asked,
“Defcon rating … as in , how many more days can you wear those undies before definitely having to wash them”
“Oh fuck ” he laughed , “these have at least two or three more days in them.”
“Right on” I said, “mine are well into day 4, I’ll show you the smear on mine if you show me the smear on yours.”
“Hahaha” he burst out laughing , “you’re fucking cool you know that?”
“So are you” I smiled.
Know what? I kind of like these new Covid-19 guys , I hope the change is permanent in all you guys.
So stay safe ok , if Covid and the zombie deers that are coming after don’t kill us, we’re all gonna have some fun shit to talk about 🙂
xx
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