The Gravity of the Situation

Femdom Blog, Opinion

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Today is hell day, and there’s no way to avoid it.

You see, last month I got fed up with not being able to log in to the forms part of my WordPress and decided to try out the Gravity forms package instead.

One thing I found out is that though I can write , I’m uber crap when it comes to designing things and the Gravity forms you’re using to book a session looks like crap … I know … I designed it.

Keep that in mind if you’re ever considering marrying me and have hopes that I’m going to interior design the heck out of our house so it looks like something out of House & Home magazine … ain’t happenin’ boy.

So as I see it , I have 2 options.

One, I can hire a guy and I’ve gone ahead and sent the guy who developed this spectacular form idea a message.  That’s going to cost you US$ 1,200 .. yes you as I’m going to be demanding my financial slaves to pony up for whichever route I chose to go here today.

Instead of the images of the shoes and the watch it’d be me , Mistress Wael and Arita to start your selection and from there it’d go into the details of booking the session.

Spectacular idea,  just need somebody to do it for me.

 

 

Or, the more impoverished idea and one that’s less taxing on my slaves’ wallets would be to buy this gravity addon which has templates I can work from.

Thirty bucks sounds more reasonable to me but damn … it’d be nice to have a form look innovative , just expensive though.

But the title of this post is “the gravity of the situation” and while that’s a nice play on words I came up with … the true gravity I’m referrring to there is the daunting duty of having to start from story #1 that I wrote six years ago and begin replacing the old form with the new one on all 700 stories I’ve ever written.

Assuming I can update 1 story a minute, that ‘s 700 minutes which is ummm … 12 fricking hours.

Holy hell.

 

Then I have to update the gallery ‘cuz that’s old and needs a new paint job.

After which I’m thinking of re writing the fees and booking page to give you guys more clarity on the Mistress Girlfriend trips and not only how to book me for them but include the dates in one location so you know where in the world I’ll be.

I’m thinking the front page needs a fresh look too , but I sure as hell am not going to try to sit down and create it again myself.  It was nothing short of a miracle that I got the site looking as good as it does on my own the first time.

Ya so , there’s a shit-ton of work to get done this week , and it’s why I haven’t said yes to any of your session requests until the weekend at least.

 

 

But it knocks the stuffing out of me.

I think Mistress Wael is onto something where she just lays by the pool and makes her cuck do 100 laps while she tans , and then teases him back at the condo after he’s passed out from exhaustion and can’t resist her tormenting hands.

I’m more “wow that was a fantastic day running from those tigers and swimming with sharks , let me reward you with 2 hours of teasing before I lock your unexploded dick ‘n balls up for the night , oh and … massage my ass so I get to sleep better”  … kind of girl.

The Mistress’s Girlfreind experiences that Wael and I do are completely different and it’s something I’m going to write about … just as soon as I get through this Gravity nonsense that’s going to tie me up for the next two days.

Umm, what else?

I’m writing this from the top of my head in case you haven’t noticed.

Ah yes, my next trip.

Ok well the next Mistress Girlfriend trip that I’ve already booked is from November 10th to the 16th … and again, this will soon have a place on my fees page where it’ll be posted and hopefully with some ingenuity … you’ll be able to reserve dates for yourself.

Then following that, I’m back in Europe for Christmas and New Years !!!

The dates that have already been agreed upon have me in Switzerland from December 20th until January 7th.  Those dates are fully booked.

But … I’m open to keeping my options open thereafter , and I know there’s interest already to have me go from Zurich to Germany , so those in Deutchland and surrounding countries who would possibly like to see me after January 7th … lemme know.

 

There was something else , hmm.

Oh Ladyboy Mistress Arita.

She’s back tomorrow (ya late notice, so sue me) for two forced bi sessions , this time with Mistress Wael , so if you’d like her to stick around and be spit roasted yourself … drop me a line.

And again … by tomorow you’ll be able to  a) book her directly on the form   b) check out her gallery on the gallery page  and  c) be able to click on her category page in the blog.

Well the form I’ll get done by tomorrow because it’s the last day the old form is paid for … the other things I’ll get done by Friday as I have sessions I’ve committed to on Saturday / Sunday.

 

Ok lastly , need your help with restocking some of the bdsm equipment I have.

As I hinted at before, come April I’m renting a house instead so staying overnight , and having house furnished with slave toy-like furniture is in my plans.

I”m not a dungeon kind of girl , you know that already.  But a tastefully and subtely decorated house that screams of excitement and playfullness is my goal.

I’d like to expand my collection of toys, greatly.

So start bringing me things that interest you.  Be they crops, whips, chastity devices , unique dildos or dildo sizes , ass plugs … whatever, all is welcomed.

Especially if you guys can come up with unique items , I’d love to have you share your ideas with me.

If you’d like to front the bill for buying such toys that’s fine , or if you’d like to share the cost, or have me pay you back in due time …that’s fine too.

Sure beats the hell out of coming up with yet another address as I’m blacklisted and can’t get anything I order thru anal retentive customs without paying extortion like tax fees.

 

That’s all I got in terms of upadating you with where things are at.

What I will say is that we’re de facto into the busy period between October and April and the calendar gets filled rather quickly , so book ahead if it’s at all possible for you to do so.

Ok , lemme deal with this Gravity Form update for a couple of days and I’ll write up my Mistress Experiences of my Dubai and Bali trips say by the weekend , allrighty?

 

xx