I have no problem with getting non shit eaters to eat my shit. That’s a bold statement to make, I realize that. But I wouldn’t say it if it wasn’t absolutely true, and in this post I will explain just how I go about getting someone who previously had no interest in toilet slavery at all … not only become interested in this remote corner of the fetish world … but make him a full-time tourist. It’s like when you go on an awful vacation and for the lure of a free bottle of rum you listen to a professional salesman’s pitch on owning a time-share there and the next thing you know – you own a damn time share. …
I’ve updated my Amazon Wish List as my birthday is 2 weeks away and if you’re thinking of ordering something for me, now would be a good time to do it as it’d reach me in time. Don’t worry, I’m not into expensive things, most are below $20, I need clothing so there’s a lot of sweaters on there for the upcoming cold season. Remember, I had to throw my entire wardrobe out in January when i hit -20kg of weight loss. so all the garments I have can be counted on the digits of my fingers. There’s other womanly things like nipple covers – cuz unlike other girls, I don’t have huge fake tits – but I do …
Schizophrenic Mistress or just a girl who’s overly anxious and perhaps a bit compulsive when it comes to caring for others? I’m pretty sure it’s the latter but whether I like it or not I now have to deal with the first notion – that I’m schizophrenic. When I say deal with it – I’m referring to this drug they’ve injected into me yesterday morning at the hospital – against my will I might add … and I now have to learn to cope with the side-effects that have already begun to manifest themselves. Sigh. You know what this is like? It’s like playing a first person shooter video game and I’m trying to focus on plunking the tank with …
