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In my last blog story, in referring to Donald Trump running for president, I said “if he’s doing what I hope he’s doing, I’d vote for him because it’s brilliant.”  Since I’ve said that I’ve had a landslide of emails and sms bugging me to elaborate on what I meant by that. Ok, truth be told, 5 of you asked, but I ask … does not 5 rocks falling down a mountain technically qualify as a landslide?  I say it does, and besides I needed justification to write more about it and tell you how it relates to my sessions.  Deep intellectual shit coming, go get some broccoli and munch on it for brain power, you’ll need it if you’re …

Happy Birthday Jaa

Happy Birthday Mistress Jaa No not me , the original one.  Now, it is said that at a certain age it’s no longer polite to mention the person’s age or inquire so it wouldn’t be prudent for me to say what milestone she reached a few hours ago.  However, that’s not to say that I can’t just give out random facts about certain things right?  That’d be kind of like having hotels on Park Place and Board Walk in Monopoly and letting the other people playing think they have a chance to win … it’s kinda sneaky. So, without further adieu : Hmm, what is the only number in the English language who’s letters appear in alphabetical order? Say, going …

The Judge Who Said “Nii”

“Nii” The word was at the tip of my tongue for the entire two hours I was in the courtroom yet I didn’t have the courage back then to shout it out.  I guess it was a good thing I didn’t, what with me being in a foreign commonwealth country on an easily revoke-able education visa – but still – the costumes , well namely the wigs , that I saw worn in the courtroom that day was so strikingly removed from the 19th century that it gave me uncontrollable giggles as I saw an act of Monty Python and the Holy Grail taking place before my eyes.  Truly, for on two occasions as I recall I accidentally snorted loudly …